If you just walked away, what could I really say?

Come back, I have cheese?

I present to you two photos that I feel are good enough to present to my professor on Thursday, and one of which I feel is good enough to put in the final series.

The Pal:*

and Feet:


*I call it The Pal because its sort of a tip off to Marcel Duchamp. He signed a urinal and called it The Fountain, and this is an obvious send off to him. But more importantly, it derives its title from the fact that the urinal does appear to have a big gap-mouthed smiley face, which I don't think I need to point out has some potentially homoerotic humor to it... to think, you've been pissing in this grinning moron's mouth. Maybe you'll stick to the stall next time.

As for the chicken feet, they make me laugh because... well, you ever throw a chicken foot at someone? Man, you should see them squirm. I'm kidding, I've never done that. But I've joked about it, and its the visceral response that makes me laugh.